Makeup Whores

Britney Spears needs makeup to lift up her saggy face.Without the use of beauty products she looks as if she had fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch.The point I am trying to get across is that make up ruins your skin. It leaves you with a dim face. If you are afraid of looking like Bitchney Spears, take my advice and limit your use of make up! You don't need to slap on a ton of make up on the daily basis to look attractive. However, if your insecurity has led you to use "such" beauty products to enhance your beauty for maybe a little self-esteem boost, then that's your personal choice. But as for me, I would rather get plastic surgery to look pretty and to save me time in applying on shitload of make up. And for those who are against plastic surgery, fuck off! Yeah, that's right. I'm tired of people saying that plastic surgery is fake. If plastic surgery is fake, then wearing make up isn't fake? You people need to cogitate your stance. What we fucking do to look pretty is our personal choice. I'm writing this blog in combat to those bitches who say that plastic surgery is fake, when clearly they too are superficial terrifying people who go though a ton of make up! Hahah, ironic and hypocritical much? Well, in this world there are so many of these hypocrites!

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I got these funny quotes from Mr. Bomphray's blog!

"Nothing quite makes me squirm like a fresh hickey on an adolescent neck."

"Ugh. I hate hickeys."

"They are the teenage equivalent of dog piss. They say, “Mine.”"

"I’m about to tell you a story that will make your pulse quicken, your armpits moisten, and your nipples harden"

hahahahah, just thought Id share this! no hard feelings, right Bomphray? =P I read some of your stories. They were hilarious!